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Easter Is Evil and Other Fables
Having previously reviewed J.P. Holding’s Christmas book, seeBook review: “Christmas is Pagan and Other Myths” by J. P. Holding, I was pleased to see what he had in store this time (see end of this article for a list on his other books). J. P. Holding heads Tekton – Education and Apologetics Ministries and involves himself in apologetics, polemics and much else.
Well, I sure did learn a thing of two about Easter from this book such as that there is such a thing as “Hot cross buns.” I mean, what do I, a Jew, know about such a thing? When I accepted the messiahship of Jesus and experienced my first Easter, I just realized the correlation between the Passover and Easter (listen to the lecture here for details). But now, I guess I got to try some hot buns…but then again, as Holding notes, some claim that, “Hot cross buns are a symbol of the evil of Easter! They come from a pagan practice!”
What to do? What to do!
Form the get go, J. P. Holding notes that he is pulling info from 5 websites as well as books by Murl Edward Glynn, Lew White, Charles Halff and J. R. Terrier.
Yet, a main source for many claims of Paganism in Christianity (funny how so many are concerned about Judaizing but not Paganizing of the church) is Alexander Hislop’s book The Two Babylons. As it turns out, both Holding and myself have run across research demonstrating that the book is problematic (even though I grant that there is some Paganizing in the church, see my article Alexander Hislop’s “The Two Babylons”: Babylon mystery religion). As Holding notes:
“The Two Babylons by Alexander Hislop – this book is a very old one, from the 1800s, and it covers a lot more than just Easter. It’s a long-winded, poorly-researched, highly contrived attempt to trace all manner of religious traditions (especially Catholic ones) to pagan Babylonian religion. A lot of the sources below use Hislop as a source. I tackled a lot of Hislop’s material in a prior e-book titled Jesus Was a Mushroom and Other Lies You Won’t Believe, so if you want more of the skinny on Hislop himself, that’s the place to look. Here, though, we’ll cover his claims about Easter.”
What often happens with such old sources is that at first, they are properly cited (author, titled, year of edition, page number, etc.) but over time the contents of such works find their way into, particularly popular, works that paraphrase statements which then become the sort of thing which “everyone knows”…even if no one know how we all know such things.
As for the issue of Easter in general, Holding seeks to respond to those who make claims such as that “‘Easter’ comes from Ishtar, the name of a pagan goddess!” Well, Ishtar sounds exactly like Easter—if, well, you know, you pronounce them so as to force them to sound exactly alike.
Yet, J. P. goes beyond pronunciation and seeks to determine, historically (and geographically) whether there truly is a correlation between Ishtar and Easter. Likewise, with the claimed correlation between Easter and “the pagan goddess Ostara/Eostre” as well as “Eastre, the Teutonic goddess of spring.”
There is also more than a mere name game as. For example, another claim is that “Easter eggs are linked to ‘Ishtar’s eggs;’ Ishtar had a day that was celebrated with eggs and she was symbolized by the hare.” About this, Holding admits that “Ishtar was a real goddess, and she was in charge of fertility” who was “worshipped a long, long, long time ago, in Babylon and Assyria. We’re talking about the 600s BC here.”
As for Ostara/Eostre, J. P. Holding notes that, “The basis for this claim comes from an explanation by an 8th century Christian historian Bede.”
So, Ishtar was symbolized by the hare and some claim that “The use of rabbits in Easter themes comes from pagan sources! Tammuz was fond of rabbits, and they became sacred in his religion! And Ishtar’s holidays were celebrated with rabbits, too!” In fact, “There’s even a story around that Eastre had a pet rabbit who laid colored eggs.”
Yet, that to which Holding returns time and time again is the question, “but what do serious scholars say about this?” Which is, obviously, an important question as some rely on “popular sources” such as “cookbooks.”
You will also find out what Saturn automobiles, Athena brand goat cheese and…Midas mufflers have to do with this.
Other topics covered are the following claims:
Ezekiel Chapter 8 records a sunrise service! That proves sunrise services are evil!
…the sunrise services came from that fake Christian emperor, Constantine! He was a secret sun worshipper
Eating ham on Easter comes from a pagan practice! [oi vey!]
And in the end, J. P. Holding focuses us to where our focus belongs:
“we need to keep a laser focus on the real ‘reason for the season,’ which is Jesus’ triumphant Resurrection from the dead and His Ascension to Heaven.”
And we leave off with a likewise note from C. S. Lewis:
“There is a stage in a child’s life at which it cannot separate the religious from the merely festal character of Christmas or Easter. I have been told of a very small and very devout boy who was heard murmuring to himself on Easter morning a poem of his own composition which began ‘Chocolate eggs and Jesus risen.’ This seems to me, for his age, both admirable poetry and admirable piety. But of course the time will soon come when such a child can no longer effortlessly and spontaneously enjoy that unity. He will become able to distinguish the spiritual from the ritual and festal aspect of Easter; chocolate eggs will no longer be sacramental.
And once he has distinguished he must put one or the other first. If he puts the spiritual first he can still taste something of Easter in the chocolate eggs; if he puts the eggs first they will soon be no more than any other sweetmeat. They have taken on an independent, and therefore a soon withering, life.”
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See our previous reviews of J.P. Holding’s books:
Book review: “Hitler’s Christianity” by James P. Holding
Book review: “Easter Is Evil and Other Fables” by JP Holding
Book review: “Christmas is Pagan and Other Myths” by J. P. Holding
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Here is a list of J.P. Holding’s books:
Easter Is Evil and Other Fables
Christmas is Pagan and Other Myths
Direct Application New Testament
Christian Answers to This Generation’s Questions
Know Your Enemy
A response to the Mark Fairley’s “Know Your Enemy” e-book and video series.
Intellitracts
An intelligent alternative to those “other” cartoon tracts.
