Now, for something a little different: amongst my various designed for shirts, posters, stickers, etc. I have produced a bumper sticker that states, “I’d Race You, But My Wife Won’t Let Me.”
A great sticker for letting em’ know that, by golly, you are ready to get’er’done but….your wife won’t let you race ;o(
Of course, I probably need to make another version that is in keeping with our poop-culture and have it stated, “I’d Race You, But My Non-Gender Specific Temporary Sex Partner De Jour Won’t Let Me.”