Merry Christmas from Hollywood was the message, I suppose, when a new comedy titled “The Mick” premiered on December 25, 2016 AD. Vulnerable children, drugs, sex, booze, spiking someone’s drink with drugs and hints at pedophilia—its all in The Mick.
The show as created by brothers Dave and John Chernin who also do some of the script writing which is also done by Scott Marder. The show stars Kaitlin Olson, Sofia Black-D’Elia, Thomas Barbusca, Carla Jimenez, Rodney J. Hobbs, Jack Stanton, et al.
As with virtually every children’s movie or otherwise story, step one is to get the parents out of the way. This makes room for someone else to come in and take authority over children who are not their own. In this case, the show is described as focusing on “Mackenzie ‘Mickey’ Murphy (Olson), a hard-living, foul-mouthed, cigarette-smoking woman who moves to affluent Greenwich, CT to raise the spoiled kids of her wealthy sister who has fled the country to avoid a federal indictment” for some unstated crimes.
Simulating ejaculating on children
The very first show begins with a song playing with odd lyrics from a “Make The Girl Dance” song called “Kill Me” which appears to have been reworked for the TV show as the original lyrics are X rated:
Yes, I’m a mutating French / Kissing Andy / Kissing Jack, kissing Johnny / Kissing Mike / Smacking chicks and licking faces / Snugging ladies, slapping boys, boys, boys…Going hot / Tease your daddy, driving wild, wild nuts…Kill me, kill me…
Just what poop-culture ordered and besides the show’s very premise this seems to set the table for the show’s overall unethical bent and particularly that which appears to be constant between the lines pedophilia references.
The first discussion after the song goes thusly:
They’re in this cocoon, but they wake up and it’s like a primordial soup. Soup, I know. And their mouth is the butt… Please stop. …and the butt’s the mouth, which is… I know, I already know! I just don’t want to hear it again, no offense.
I… um, you’re driving me nuts.
So, something to do with oral and anal something or other.
Another anal reference, this time with penetration and male genitalia goes thusly:
Freaking Geno Pinero! I hate that guy. Yeah. Well, do something about it. Like what? The guy is a maniac. He stuck a garden hose up Danny Clerkin’s butt and the water shot out of his nose! Okay. Well, that didn’t happen, but I am delighted that the rumor exists. Look, pal, next time he gives you crap, yank his pants down and point at his tiny pecker. That’ll do it. You’re insane, okay? He-He’ll pound me.
No! Humor trumps violence.
Well, the boy takes her advice and reports back that the bully’s penis “was humongous! I’m lucky he didn’t beat me with it.”
After the bully beat him up
When Jimmy shows up to introduce himself to the children, covered in blood due to an accident, he states, “I’m Jimmy. Oh. I’m the boyfriend” to which Mick replied, “He’s not my boyfriend” and this is what he tells little children, “Oh, come on. We’ve been plowing for, like, ten years.”
The youngest child is a 6-year-old boy named Ben. He gets ready for school by putting on a skirt and says “I’m a transformer” which is clearly a reference to being transgendered or transsexual and to which Mick replies, “Well…you’re a trans – yeah, sure, close enough” and “You look really good in that dress, by the way.” He states that the skirt “kind of breezes on my vagina.”
There is also a scene wherein he burns his tongue which appears to be the script writers’ excuse to put him in an S&M bondage gag-like device.
Then there is a straight up discussion about just how young you can be to have sex in which states:
What do you care what I do with my body? You’re not my mom. Honey, as far as I’m concerned, as long as I’m here, I have two jobs: make sure nobody dies or winds up pregnant. No deaths, no births. Is what you’re doing even legal? You’re 17! What is he, like 30? Actually, the age of consent in Connecticut is 16. What? It’s cool to have sex with a 16-year-old in the state of Connecticut. Well, not cool like “awesome.” Cool like “acceptable.” Gross, how do you know that?
I know what I know. 12 in Oaxaca.
And pedophiles around the country just took out their notepads.
Then there is something which I cannot really discern very deeply but has to do with “omicron” which is the 15th letter of the Greek alphabet and refers to “small.”
It begins with one of the boys being a peeping tom:
Oh, Liz! To what do we owe this pleasure? I caught him in my bushes videotaping me in my shower! Gross. Not you. Just… gross. Omicron made me do it. Come on. Who is Omicron?
It’s—come here. It’s his imaginary friend.
We then learn more about Omicron:
Hey, buddy, you’ve been hanging out an awful lot with Omicron–wouldn’t you rather hang with some real people?
Omicron is real–he’s from Jupiter and he talks like a robot…Can I talk to Omicron? I doubt it. He doesn’t like people. Yeah, he doesn’t like people.
Uh, me neither…
Well, the boy is said to be “in the woods with freakin’ Omicron doing God knows what” but we find out that Omicron is not imaginary but is a man with whom the little boy has been hanging out—alone, in the woods:
Name’s Chester Omicron. Well, hello, Chester. He’s from Jupiter.
Jupiter, Florida…
So… Omicron, what brings you to Greenwich? I came here to die. Right. So… sorry about that. I got diagnosed with… lung cancer a few months back and wandered into the woods to… smoke myself to death. Well… And that’s when I found him. This little guy’s the best. Yeah, he sure is, yeah. Is he?!
It seems to me you neglect the hell out of him.
Speaking in smoking, there is another odd reference to adults having children do that which they ought not:
Alba, you smoked? Yes, Alba smoked! Since I was four years old. In Guatemala they would just hand them to the children like candy.
Oh, you are just full of surprises.
There are also references to various drugs and hallucinogenic such as “What are you drinking? Oh, just some absinthe” and I guarantee you that 90% of the audience has never even heard of absinthe, see Marilyn Mason and Vincent Van Gogh: the self-fulfilling prophecy.
Also, Mick is into drugging people’s drinks in date-rape-style. Here is a conversation whilst she is drinking with the 17-year-old:
I know you think you’re pretty clever with this little plan to drink me under the table. But you see, there are two problems. You’re not. And you can’t. Peace out, Mackenzie. Uh-oh. Something the matter? No, I’m good, I just felt kind of funny for a second. Oh, man. Funny how? Funny like you just drank six different types of sleep medication funny?
What? You got straight played, homie.
She also doses the housekeeper with much more hardcore hallucinogenic drugs:
Please don’t leave me. Alba, listen to me. You got to trust me right now, okay? Please trust me. No, I don’t trust you. You drugged me.
Well, that was for your own good. I mean, look how far you’ve come.
In fact, one of the show’s promo posters states, “These kids just got slipped an Aunt Mickey.”
Lastly, the show’s creators/writers are the sons of Hollywood producer and huge Democratic Party supporter and Peter Chernin which may be why there are praised of the Planned Parenthood abortuary in the show:
Yeah, I’m gonna go to this fund-raiser for Planned Parenthood. Probably crash at my friend’s place, go to the city tomorrow. So just don’t expect to see me too much. You know, we probably won’t see each other at all. But hey, let’s catch up again in ten years when you need another loan. Listen, Sabrina, I got a lot riding on this gig, so can you do me a favor and not be a big, giant, pain in the ass, please? Maybe you don’t know this, but Planned Parenthood provides health care to over three million women in this country. Oh, sweetie, I know all about Planned Parenthood. I should have one of those punch cards that gets you a free sub every ten visits. Gross.
No, I just meant… I-I never got, like… uh… I just had a bunch of bacterial infect… you know what?
At one point Mick exclaims “Oh, f*** me dead” which may be a reference to necrophilia. In fact, in the original video trailer that I reproduced at the end of this article there are about 7 actual vocalizing of the “F” word within a 2 minute trailer of a show that goes out over broadcast TV.
Overall, this is exactly the sort of trash that poop-culture is just lapping up.
Oh, but, like, right and stuff: this is “just” a comedy. Well, this is a show written by real life people who are writing their perspectives into the script and also indicative of an ongoing patter which I demonstrated via clips in my video: Pedophile Hollywood (TV shows and movies compilation).
Kaitlin Olson stated, “I’ve spent 12 years on a show [It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia] that my children can’t watch, so I’m very excited to do a family comedy.” If this is a family comedy that her children can watch then it shows you just what a twisted view of reality one gets after functioning in Hollywood for some years.
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