You cannot make this stuff up as a current news report (as of the week of mid July 2015 AD) includes a badly decomposing corpse of a man claimed to be an alien hybrid working for secret government projects and packing more heat than most small countries.
Jeffrey Alan Lash’s body was found in a parked car at Pacific Palisades, LA, CA where it had been decomposing for half a month.
Reportedly, he was having trouble breathing and eventually died within the car. Once he died, his girlfriend Catherine Nebron simply parked the car and decided to go to Oregon. She figured that, hey after all, some or another secret government agency would pick up the corpse.
A full 14 vehicles were found to have been registered to his name including a Toyota SUV modified to be submersible.
A search of his home revealed $230,000 cash money, bows and arrows, knives, machetes plus, oh yeah, 7 tons of ammunition and over 1,200 guns.
Catherine Nebron related that he had told her of being involved in secret government projects. The mother of a former coworker of Nebron stated that she was told that Jeffrey Alan Lash was “sent to Earth to protect us….part alien and part human and was out to save the world.”
Further investigation uncovered no evidence of drug dealing or untoward income source of any kind, no theft of weapons by him, no stolen property; nothing odd.
A neighbor stated that Lash referred to himself simply as “Bob” and would say odd things such as that “he does night missions swimming to Catalina.”
Uh, so, like, there it is and stuff.